toethumbI avoided this as long as I could, but the more I tried, the more the image kept coming back into my head and freaking me out. So, if I’m going to be thinking about this all day, I’m taking everyone down with me.

Megan Fox has clubbed thumbs.

Damn you God and your cruel jokes. Now I’m going to be looking for this in every picture. Thanks, thanks a lot.

The Daily Mail has more if you still have doubts.