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Oh, dear God

By on June 18, 2009

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I sat here for 30 minutes trying to come up with something clever to say, but the only thing that came to mind was: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I swear my neighbors must have called the cops because it sounded like I was being raped. And I was. Visually.

Who would make a see-through bikini much less let Tori wear it? The city should find out and punish the guy for crimes against humanity.

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  • http://www.theblrmish.com cobra

    All I can say is WTF.

  • http://torispellingskinny diana

    Tori, of course, is a very insecure person and must have as much attention as she can get. It used to come because of her daddy’s money. What better way for her to accoomplish getting noticed now than the tasteless see-through biniki top and becoming an accomplished anexoric. She deserves an award.