You know what I was thinking just now? Besides how handsome I look? That this page doesn’t have enough half-naked photos of Lady GaGa.
To verify this, I took a poll. Well, I asked a stray cat and it said “Meow.” In any case, the overwhelming consensus was that I was right. So here’s Lady GaGay touching herself at G-A-Y in London.
Guys, guys. You can put those bats down. I don’t need any physical gifts. All I want is your praise and adulation.
