On top of bad luck with men and a failing career, Jessica Simpson just had her Maltese, Daisy, stolen by coyotes right in front of her eyes. Yep, life pretty much sucks for Jessica Simpson right now. She updated her Twitter:

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but usually when a coyote steals a small dog, that dog is dead. Unless Jessica is searching for its body, in which case, good luck?