The best part about the MTV Video Music Awards last night was seeing Lady GaGa in her five different outfits, each one more ridiculous than the last. People may think she’s insane, weird or try-hard, but not me. I think she’s ahead of her time. Mostly because her daring fashion choices really validate my suit made of duct tape and used tampons.

I especially enjoyed it when GaGa turned her music into performance art. Not often do you come back from the bathroom to be overcome with a feeling of uneasiness because the first thing you see upon returning is a river of blood dripping down Lady GaGa’s legs leading you to believe she had an abortion on stage.