In an interview in the October issue of Rolling Stone, Megan Fox admits to having a bad temper. She talks about often asking boyfriend Brian Austin Green to step away before she either stabs him with something pointy or shoots him in the leg.

“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

This is why I would have sex with Megan Fox in chainmail and it’s also why I would finish in less than a minute. For you cannot stab what is not there. *Waves hand in air like a magician and disappears with a puff of smoke* Muahahaha.

Megan Fox was also doing interviews to promote Jennifer’s Body when a dude from National Lampoon told her to put a bag over her head. Check it out here.