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The Daily Beast put up some depressing numbers of what the cast of The Hills make per episode. Kristin Cavallari is back and makes $90,000 compared to Audrina Patridge’s $100,000 which is pretty good considering Audrina had to prove her worth by leaking topless shots of herself. Lauren Conrad was making $125,000 per episode with a stipulation that no one make more than her. Lauren Bosworth and Heidi Montag are also paid $100,000 a show while Spencer Pratt is paid only $65,000. All this for throwing a few bitchy comments at each other, but otherwise doing nothing.

Meanwhile, my hot dog fell on the carpet and I’m still considering eating it. Mm, that carpet lint and weird black thing really gives it flavor.