
Lady GaGa showed up at the Ace Awards on Monday looking like a reject from a Tim Burton movie. A complete idiot, if you will. She’ll probably say I don’t “get it” because I’m not artsy enough. Of course, I’ll assure her I do indeed “get it,” but that she’s still amazingly retarded. Then I’ll push her into a puddle and laugh at her. Yes, I think I’ll do exactly that.























