Kim Kardashian is serious about this perfume ad

Kim Kardashian released an ad for her new perfume, Voluptuous, which features her sitting on a ring in her bra and panties and a “marabou coat”. PEOPLE says the “image plays up her signature sex appeal.” For the most part that’s true if her signature sex appeal involved swinging around on a ring like a circus freak. Her perfume probably smells like a wino passed out in his own sick, but since it’s branded with KK, people will wear it. PEOPLE, however, says, “The scent itself mixes notes that were chosen to reflect aspects of her personality, with jasmine, tuberose and gardenia evoking her femininity and tonka bean and sandalwood suggesting an even softer side.”

Girls are weird. They want to smell like all that stuff, but guys don’t really care. They don’t smell girls and think, “mmm, jasmine, tuberose and gardenia with a hint of tonka bean and sandalwood.” No, they smell girls and think, “what’s the best way to put this rag dipped in chloroform over her mouth?” Girls could smear grilled steak over themselves and they’d probably get the same effect or better.