Jessica Simpson pays “The Price of Beauty”

Still three weeks out from the premiere of her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty, Jessica Simpson has already started to promote it via her Twitter. Last Saturday, she posted a twitpic of her in a face mask looking like Hannibal Lecter along with the caption “The Price Of Beauty :) Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask.”

Thank god the face mask was just thin looking pieces of paper and didn’t include a sliced cucumber treatment because you know that’d be gone in 5 minutes. If the guy had come back in to check on her and ask what happened to the cucumbers, Jessica would probably just shrug and burp and ask for more.