Lindsay Lohan is a fantastic DJ

Lindsay Lohan has been compiling a list of what she sucks at. So far acting, singing, modeling, writing and designing are on it. On Wednesday, she added “DJ” to that list. Taking over the booth at the Nokia X6 Launch party in London, Lindsay failed miserably.

Even while being overseen by British DJ gareth Geno, she still seemed “like a total drunken, incoherent mess.” She had to ask gareth for help many times. Sources say she almost even cleared out the room which is quite an accomplishment because you can pretty much press play on iTunes and be considered a DJ.

“It was really embarrassing to watch,” the eyewitness says. “You could tell she didn’t didn’t know what she was doing.”

Lindsay was so bad that she was forced to finish her set early. Not only that, she constantly had a drink in her hand and tried illegally smoking indoors.

What do you expect when you hire Lindsay Lohan. There’s not a lot she excels at. Unless you need a girl who can get drunk and run around the room acting a sloppy mess. Otherwise, I’d go for someone more qualified. Like a monkey perhaps or a guy in a coma.