You wouldn’t believe it, but Mo’Nique’s husband sometimes has the urge to sleep with other women not named or shaped like Mo’Nique and that’s fine with her. While Mo’Nique has never cheated on her husband, during Barbara Walters’ Oscar Special, Mo’Nique said her husband has a free pass to cheat on her. “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker. That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage.’”
And if he did it multiple times, say, 20? No problem. Mo’Nique says their 25 year friendship would overcome that. You can just see her husband tenting his fingers now and going “Egggcellent!”
Mo’Nique also talked about her Yeti-like legs. She said her husband “loves the hairy legs” and that “I’m 42 and very hairy.” Great, now I’m going to vomit. Though what’s kept her from shaving? Well, the first time she did it, it was “uncomfortable and painful. I said, ‘Never again would I do that to myself.’”
That’s absurd. When I first ate vegetables as a kid, I felt the same way, but look at me now, I eat them all the damn time.
