Being both over-hyped attention whores, you’d think Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne would get along swimmingly. Turns out that’s not the case. Turns out they hate each other. So much so that they had a fight at Chateau Marmont last week which led to Lindsay trying to get Avril thrown out. Of course, security wouldn’t do that because they couldn’t stop laughing about how Lindsay thought she was still the big star she once was.
“Avril was at a table with friends just over a week ago including her boyfriend, Brody Jenner, when Lindsay came over to say hi.
“But as soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’
“Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’ She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off.”
Sources tell us that the feud kicked off when Lohan snubbed Lavigne at an event — but sidled up to her acting friendly once Lavigne was sitting with a group at the Chateau Marmont days later.
The source added: “It seemed like she was just being friendly to Avril because she was with people Lindsay wanted to impress. Avril is avoiding going to the Chateau Marmont when she knows Linsday will be there. She doesn’t want any more drama.”
This is how self-absorbed people work. If you have something they want, they’ll be nice to you until they get it. And when they do, they stab you in the back. It’s like my longtime feud with famous soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. I’m tired of him going after all my sloppy seconds. Sheesh. That guy is always pretending to be friends with me.