E-Trade is just mocking Lindsay at this point

Lindsay Lohan sued E-Trade claiming their commercial about a milkaholic baby named Lindsay was about her. Now E-Trade is attempting to prove Lindsay lives in California and not Long Island where the suit was filed. They want the case moved to Manhattan where their headquarters are. They hope to accomplish this by submitting quotes from commenters who call Lindsay a drug addict and drama queen.

Lohan is “a pot-stirring, lazy, irresponsible, disrespectful little drama queen,” the papers — filed in Nassau County Supreme Court — quote one on-line commenter as saying.

“Why does anyone want to know what this train wreck is doing?” another adds. “She is the classic child star. A little success (parents pushed her into the business) at a young age and then she thinks she’s the poo.”

“How can she pay her rent and pay for her coke?” yet another writes. “That sugarcane she’s sniffin’ doesn’t come cheap . . . ”

The huge file of clippings is being used to advance the argument that Lohan is a Californian.

E-Trade is not, however, requesting a change of location to LA — they want the court fight to be switched to Manhattan, where E-Trade has its corporate headquarters.

Dina Lohan, the star’s mother, said the court papers are only going to help Lindsay’s $100 million lawsuit.

“This is the whole reason we are suing them — for demeaning Lindsay,” Dina Lohan said. “They are just proving how they operate — they play dirty.”

I like this strategy. Next, they should show the judge the photo of the time Lindsay flashed her vag. After that, they should show the time she fell into a cactus. Following that, E-Trade’s lawyer will look at the judge and they’ll both nod their heads in silent agreement and the judge will say, “Case dismissed!,” and gasps will echo throughout the courtroom causing Lindsay to wake up from the hangover she’s nursing and ask, “What? What did I miss?”