At the White House Correspondents’ dinner in D.C. Saturday, Jessica Simpson told PEOPLE that she wants to be Michelle Obama. “I really do,” she said. “She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man.”
What Jessica admires most about Michelle is that “Everything she does she exudes confidence.”
The only way Jessica could ever become Michelle Obama is if she sat on her and absorbed Michelle into her body like the blob. Between you and me, I’m surprised she didn’t disappear into the restroom for 10 minutes and come out with shoe polish smeared all over her face as a way to honor the first black president.
