Kim Kardashian got waxed

Kim Kardashian’s wax figure was unveiled today in NYC at Madame Tussauds. PEOPLE says it looks exactly like her but they’re just being nice. It looks nothing like her. Her breasts are too perfect and her chin is wrong. The only thing they got right was she had black hair and a red dress. They probably got Kim confused with Jennifer Lopez and then with Eva Longoria. By then it was too late to start over so they said f**k it and finished. The only way you could tell this is Kim Kardashian is if the wax figure came to life after a famous black athlete walked by it.

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