Lindsay Lohan punched in the face by waitress
Lindsay Lohan was punched in the face by a waitress at club Voyeur early this morning on her 24th birthday. At around 1 AM, Lindsay tweeted, “A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason.” Us explains:
“The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face!” the insider tells Us. “Doug didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.”
The night didn’t get better from there.
Lohan went to a party at the nearby Rockstar House — and ran into the waitress again!
“Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well,” says another source. “Some birthday.”
I like how Doug just walked away because he knew nothing good could come from intervening. I also like how Lindsay ran into the waitress again. It’s as if the waitress was stalking her like she was Sarah Connor. I can imagine the waitress looking at Lindsay while slamming her fist into her palm and asking, “Ready for more?” What a fantastic birthday.
My favorite part is how they say her response to seeing the girl again is to cry.
Finally I have a hero. I don’t support violence, but ya gotta admit—she probably had it coming. Great how
Reinhardt just walked away. Man can you imagine if she would have gotten a black eye or a tooth knocked out.
Mama and pappy would have been pi**ed. I see a law suit in this girl future. Lips Lohan will need years of therapy to recover. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Best Day Ever!!!!!