Lindsay won’t leave jail until she gets her hair done

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t live in the real world. She’s been coddled since she was a kid and she’s being coddled now as an adult. She flippantly violated her probation and was given 90 days which turned into 12. She’ll now most likely be released this Sunday. That was enough time in jail for reality to sink in but not to actually learn anything. Ergo, why now she won’t leave until she has an army of stylists get her camera ready in a small, dirty bathroom before her 30 second freedom walk.

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility tells me. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.” (Popeater)

They should just kick Lindsay out, throw foundation at her face and chuck a ratty weave at her. Maybe that 30 seconds of shame will knock some sense into her or at the very least give me something to laugh at on Sunday.