Dina Lohan is always thinking about money

A source close to Eleonore, Lindsay’s assistant, says Dina Lohan is a conniving opportunist always looking for new ways to make a quick buck. They didn’t put it in those exact words but that’s the gist of it. Since Lindsay is in rehab, Eleonore has been assigned to take care of Dina and Ali Lohan’s every need and they have lots of them.

But now she has to do Dina and Ali Lohan’s bidding. We’re told Dina “goes on about nothing for days,” constantly rambling about potential business deals. One such “deal” centers around a storage unit Lindsay has with her old clothes and other belongings that don’t fit in her apartment. According to our sources, Dina thinks there’s money to be made off the stuff with a Lohan garage sale.

When Dina Lohan dreams, she probably has this big stupid grin on her face while dollar signs float in little dream clouds above her head. Sort of like when Garfield dreams about lasagna.