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Christina Aguilera is dating Lindsay’s ex

Radar earlier claimed that Christina Aguilera had an open marriage with Jordan Bratman and frequently hit up gay bars to find women to play with. Jordan didn’t mind, of course. He probably got frustrated because Christina wouldn’t let him join in and kept his cage locked.

Now Radar claims Christina is hooking up with Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Samantha Ronson. A source says “they’ve known each other forever and they’re good friends.” As Christina’s marriage fell apart, she and Sam grew closer and neither of them needed Jordan anymore.

Holy crap. Samantha Ronson must be magic because she looks like Smigel but manages to convince girls they’re lesbian. Her tongue must vibrate like a guitar string.

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Godsesnocolour
Godsesnocolour
13 years ago

what a lode of rubbish