There’s this joke that goes, “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” I don’t know why I just thought of that. Weird. Anyway.
A source says Paris Hilton is more than annoyed that Kim Kardashian makes more money than her on special appearances and various endorsement deals since it was Paris who showed Kim how to work the red carpet and turn her name into a marketable brand.
“It was Paris who really showed Kim the ropes,” said a longtime observer and acquaintance of both women. “Thanks to Paris, Kim learned how to work a red carpet, develop a reality TV show and — most important — turn herself and her entire family into a major marketing brand, now worth millions.”
They left off the part about releasing an underwhelming sex tape and constantly whoring yourself out before sanitizing your image to get higher paying, family friendly sponsors and events. I guess Paris completely forgot about the sanitizing part. Having sex with Paris is like having sex with a garbage bin of used hospital needles.