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Jessica Simpson Thanks God for Eric Johnson’s Ass

By on January 24, 2011
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Because this is newsworthy, on Saturday night, Jessica Simpson tweeted, “Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush…laying my hands upon it with peace. :)”

Besides her random capitalization of whatever word catches her fancy, her gushing about her fiance is really inane. Does anyone else think Jessica Simpson is the female Homer Simpson. For some reason, this reminded me of when Homer ripped a gummi bear off a girl’s ass. That is to say, Eric Jonhson must have had a donut stuck in his for Jessica to tweet this.

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