Sad news everyone. Your fairytale marriage is now over. Ashlee Simpson went to L.A. County Superior Court on Wednesday and filed for divorce from her newly fro-jacked husband Pete Wentz. Ashlee cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason. She’s also asking for joint legal custody and primary physical custody of their two-year-old son Bronx along with spousal and child support.
Sigh. And they were so perfect for each other. Talentless, unattractive. It really seemed like the perfect union.
I wonder if it had anything to do with his makeout sessions with dudes, make up, nailpolish, hair obsession and hide the Vibe games …