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Lindsay Lohan to Play Victoria Gotti

According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan has beaten out Blake Lively and Sienna Miller to play the role of Victoria Gotti, daughter of John Gotti.

Sources say Victoria insisted the part go to Lindsay because Victoria is such good friends with the Lohans and often spends time with them on Long Island.

Of course, none of this makes sense because Lindsay Lohan is talentless and unreliable. If I was the studio, I’d rather hire a hungry badger to lick honey off my nuts than try to direct Lindsay Lohan in a movie.

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Chewy
Chewy
13 years ago

Maybe she go the part b/c Victoria Gotti is also talentless.

Shesniffedheradvance
Shesniffedheradvance
13 years ago

Who would insure that coke hoe?

bloho
bloho
13 years ago

Looks like she puts her make up on with a cheese grater.

gitmo'
gitmo'
13 years ago

Plus, she looks like she’s 40.

gitmo'
gitmo'
13 years ago

Plus, plus, she had no problems with the script that calls for her to eat pussy while being ass fucked.