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Kim Kardashian is the Face of Midori

By on May 11, 2011
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Kim Kardashian just became the face of Midori Melon Liqueur. The main ingredient in the very girly, yet delicious Midori Sour. Here she is posing for photos at Trousdale during the launch.

If you think about it, Kim is a perfect fit for this brand. She’s tiny, skinny, has big tits and a huge ass. Midori is 21% alcohol. Don’t you see the relation?!

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  • mudsharkmo’

    I thought she was the face of fame whores that got famous for being whores?

  • I love kim

    KIM
    K, SUPERSTARI am 30 years old and act like a vain and
    self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess,
    but I became an anal porn star but I still think I am a princess. My
    body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks,
    nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a
    plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its
    fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE
    because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like
    a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi.
    Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I
    will deny it forever. My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool
    boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of
    the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed
    Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my
    pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me.
    Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling
    the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people
    will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake;
    and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I
    have no personality at all!Although I pretended to be upset
    by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment,
    and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had
    nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a
    porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan
    Jaxson, knows what happened! I am just waiting for him, and many
    more, to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE
    body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity,
    self-respect, elegance, and morals. I really am a very dirty
    woman.My ex husband Damon Thomas whom I married at the age of
    19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore,
    desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family),
    and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and
    stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. I am currently
    using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives
    for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of
    award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. The only award
    show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I
    learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy
    their lunch like she does. I have NO talent what so ever. I
    was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a
    work out video that clearly shows I have never worked out in my life.
    I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they
    refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my horrendous
    performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one
    for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the
    most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical,
    tone deaf, four year old who wants a cookie from Grandma. Anybody who
    don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call
    haters or jealous!We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls,
    and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their
    concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care
    less. I only care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by
    selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was
    unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under threat of legal
    action from several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off
    the kids with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip
    normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction
    like me. I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother,
    Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with
    the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the
    circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs
    from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a
    button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The
    logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley
    Bertin.For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my
    fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would
    be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who
    wanted to spare me shame. This is how much my «fans» value and
    missed me.I have never been single because I am to scared to
    spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my
    grand children sits on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star
    because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.I also
    love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for
    any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan
    Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon,
    Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie
    Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies
    ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was
    only into black guys) Kanye West, and soon Kris Humpries; are just a
    FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped
    me. They know that I am trash and that brings their reputations down
    to the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had
    many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris
    too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.I am a
    national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX
    TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick
    human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in
    the whole wide world!I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

  • cuntmo’

    I almost forgot…COW-PIG-WHORE !!!

    • mel

      and you also forgot to mention that due to her inability to fully wipe her ass due to its sheer enormity, she is constantly accompanied by such a putrid, rectal stench that even pig farmers are bound to gag at her mere presence!

  • Bloughmee

    Kim is not really fake is she?  I’m Krushed.