Lindsay Lohan Was Drunk and ‘Belligerent’ at the Club

Sources told TMZ that Lindsay Lohan had an epiphany after her sentencing and is committed to sobriety for the rest of her life.

Well, “epiphany” and “sobriety” might not mean what Lindsay thinks they mean because she was spotted at a Hollywood club getting drunk and belligerent.

At around 2 a.m. on Sunday, a fan was taking a picture of Lindsay at Paul & Andre when one member of her entourage demanded the camera, took it and dunked it in an ice bucket. They must watch a lot of movies because that really has no affect on the memory card inside.

“We didn’t press charges because we thought it was funny at first,” said an eyewitness who asked not to be identified. He and three friends, including the owner of the camera, sat for an hour at a table next to Lohan’s. “We all were drunk. But then we figured out when we got home that the camera was broken because water seeped in. The memory card, though, was still good.”

“Lindsay appeared to be ‘belligerently drunk,’” the source said. “She and her people were doing shots of something all night. She looked like she was falling all over the place. She was being stupid.

“When she grabbed my friend’s wrist, another woman who was with Lindsay grabbed the camera. She kept saying ‘I need that camera’ over and over again. So the woman got it and sunk it into the ice bucket.”

“We were sorta leaving and we didn’t want to cause any more trouble,” he said.

If anyone thought Lindsay had changed, they should be forced to wear a special helmet and sit in the corner for the rest of their lives. Lindsay will never change because there’s no real consequence. It’s like if your dog pees in the middle of the kitchen and you make it go to its cage but then let it out a minute later, coo at it like a baby and give it treats. In this metaphor, Lindsay is the dog, the kitchen is the law, you are the judge and the treats are massive amounts of cocaine and alcohol.