The finely shaped, single Middleton, Pippa, got in or out of her car yesterday. I don’t really know which but that’s beside the point because Pippa was wearing a tight skirt and the paparazzi managed to snap a shot up her dress. It was way different than I imagined. I was expecting it to be more regal and proper.
F**k you cow
I’d like to get a few pints in her and see how lady like she is…
F**k you cow
By George, you can see her knickers!