Megan Fox Is Scrubbing Marilyn Monroe Off Her Arm

Regrets. Everyone has them. Including Megan Fox. Her biggest one is ignoring my emails, her second biggest seems to be her tattoos. Especially the gaudy, misplaced Marilyn Monroe one on her arm that she’s in the process of lasering off. Asked why she’s getting rid of it, she tells Amica that Marilyn was a negative character and she doesn’t want that bad mojo around her. Via ONTD:

Amica: What’s going on with your Marilyn tattoo?
Megan: I’m removing it. It is a negative character. She suffered from personality disorders and was bipolar. I don’t want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life. And who knows? I’m thinking of removing some other tattoos, but the pain in the sessions of laser removal is terrible.

Amica: And your piercing? During the shoot, we noticed that you have a small sign above the hole pierced navel. Do you regret it?
Megan: Oh, this? I did it when I was 16 because I was a fan of Britney Spears and she had a really cool navel piercing. It was the only time I tried to imitate someone. But then I started to find my piercing really tacky, so I removed it when I turned 20 years old.

You’d think before tattooing someone’s face on your arm, it’d make sense to learn more about what kind of person they were. It’d also make sense to listen to all your friends who tell you not to do it because it’s stupid.