Detective Homophobe Kris Humphries Is on the Case

On Sunday’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, the world was offered a little insight as to why Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries didn’t work out. Simply put, Kris was way too preoccupied trying to out her publicist Jonathan Cheban who kept telling Kris he wasn’t gay.

When Cheban took him and Kim to a candle shop, Kris furrowed his brow, put on his detective homophobe hat and stuck a bubbly pipe in his mouth, but just the tip because he’s no queer or nothin’.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GLJIGpkzMsY

Wow. Kris really wants Jonathan to be gay. He probably wanted to make sure so he could ask if having Kim stick a finger in his butt during sex made him gay too. If no, then, sub-question, what about if he made her stick two fingers up there. Would that be gay?