In what amounts to a sad pissing contest, Marc Anthony posted a photo on Facebook of himself making kissy faces with 24-year-old Venezuelan Model Shannon de Lima. No doubt in response to Jennifer Lopez’s current traipsing around the world with her 24-year-old backup dancer Casper Smart on her arm.
The winner here is definitely Marc Anthony. 24-year-old Venezuelan model vs 24-year-old backup dancer? No contest. That’s like comparing Jessica Alba to Jamie Kennedy or a molten lava cake to a Wurther’s originals. Though the ultimate winner here is Shanne de Lima because now I want to see her naked and, if I do say so myself, that’s a very esteemed honor.