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Michael Bay has filmed commercials for Victoria’s Secret for the past two years. I heard the girls loved being demeaned so much they asked him back for another one. Michael Bay agreed and then jerked off a couple times into wads of $100 bills. His life is fantastic.

Anyway, here he is filming it. I’d pay anything to see the storyboard to this. I imagine it was pretty much tits everywhere while fighter jets flew by and random explosions went off. Bay is basically living every 12-year-old’s wet dream at this point.