Snooki Is Pregnant

Late last month, Star reported that Snooki was pregnant and was only telling close friends and family. Snooki would later go on Opie & Anthony to deny the rumors. But that denial was a lie to protect the exclusive story she was brokering with Us Weekly. She’s planning on becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.” Well… at least she’s realistic.

Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines. Page Six

Now MTV is worried the news will affect the “creative direction” of the show.

“MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,” said a source. “They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show. ” The untitled new show has just begun taping and focuses on the ladies’ relationship as friends and roommates — and whatever adventures come their way.

That’s code for, “How are we going to get this chick drunk and embarrass herself now?” Luckily, it doesn’t take much for Snooki to become an embarrassment. Actually, it comes pretty naturally to her. And admit it. You’ve always wanted to see if Snooki could carry a child to term. 10:1 odds that baby is going to come out orange and dumb as a rock.