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The Westboro Baptist Church Discovers Photoshop

The Westboro Baptist Church has perfected the art of real life trolling. During Whitney Houston’s funeral, a Twitter account purporting to be that of the church pastor’s daughter, Margie Phelps, taunted media outlets with low res photos of them protesting the memorial. She wrote, “Did my friends @BET see these lovelies? Such fun singing to @OccupyWallSt This picket is rocking the house! @NJ_News ”

The problem with that is Star-Ledger reporters confirmed the area had been restricted all day and no active protests ever took place. So what happened? Did the church picket the wrong funeral? No, they just photoshopped their protesters into pictures of the actual funeral. Their god is very lazy, you see. While other gods tell people to go the extra mile, the Westboro Baptist Church’s god just shrugs his shoulders and goes, “Meh, good enough.”

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Barney
Barney
11 years ago

Dear Jesus!–Please Kill all of the Members of the Westboro Baptist Church!–Thank-You Jesus!

Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

 on december 12th and 13th 1992 whitney had a concert for family a few close friends in alantic city new jersy, where she was scheduled to make an important announcement. but on december 13th my birthday whitney had a miscarriage.

Herman Bumfudle
11 years ago

 on december 12th and 13th 1992 whitney had a concert for family a few close friends in alantic city new jersy, where she was scheduled to make an important announcement. but on december 13th my birthday whitney had a miscarriage.

8811081
8811081
11 years ago

Fake church=fake photo….. Westboro Baptist Church spreads its hate through picketing in our streets, provoking attacks, with abusive language and flag desecration, attempting to create a confrontation. This is not a church, this is a hate group.  This is not about protesting, freedom, or God. They are in it for the money and the press; this is a family law firm. They are not a “church.” It is a scam. They go after anything that can get them in the news. This is a family of lawyers using this “god hates you” thing to make money. It is time for… Read more »

Wayne
11 years ago

You can’t approve of some free speech and not others. 

Commonsense
Commonsense
11 years ago
Reply to  Wayne

Actually, you can.

8811081
8811081
11 years ago

Phelps-Roper of the Westboro Baptist Church is shown
admitting on camera that her oldest son was born out of wedlock. Hypocritical
Phelps-Roper’s vocal condemnation on strangers having sexual congress outside
of marriage while she herself was guilty of the same. They are NOT what they
say they are! THEY ARE NOT A CHURCH!