Pregnancy Gives Jessica Simpson an Unstoppable Sex Drive

Jessica Simpson’s baby can’t come soon enough. Hopefully she’ll stop revealing all these disturbing personal details no one wants to know when it does. I can’t put my fingers in my ears and go “lalalala” forever ya know?

On Ryan Seacrest’s show, Jessica opened up about how unstoppable her sex drive is now that there’s a living being inside her. She says orgasms have never felt more powerful.

“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,”” said the sassy Texan said — and how! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!” Us Weekly

Hate to break it to Jessica, but that intense shaking she feels throughout her body isn’t an orgasm. It’s that kid in her recoiling in horror and pounding the walls of her uterus in sheer terror as it tries to avoid the penis stabbing at it.