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When Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t offering Adam Levine a massage and a handjob, she’s giving dating advice. Obviously, she’s an authority on that stuff.

She tells Us Weekly that she dabs pure vanilla extract on her neck and carries around Booty Parlor’s Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray just in case a guy wants to make out with her. Presumably before they realize she’s a lunatic who carries around Booty Parlor’s Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray.

“I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse] — the baking kind — and dab it on my neck,” she tells Us Weekly. “Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!'” Us Weekly

They could have followed that up with, “I’d love to take you home and grind your bones into a fine paste to use as the special ingredient in my human desert,” and she still would have giggled thinking they were hitting on her. Oh and about those impromptu make-out sessions I mentioned earlier.

“I love Booty Parlor’s Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray,” she says. “You never know when a make-out moment is coming!”

Because guys just love it when the inside of your mouth smells like a Victoria’s Secret.