Due to her hectic schedule of finishing up her seventh album and working on Battleship, Rihanna hasn’t had a lot of chance to sleep or to eat and has become a size zero. “Oh woe is her,” screamed women on treadmills everywhere.
“I’m a size 0 — and not happy about it!” she says. “I went way too far. I prefer myself a bit chunkier. I want my old butt back!”
In other news, Khloe Kardashian put her head in her hands and moaned, “How does she do it?” “Well, for one, she doesn’t eat that much,” said her friend. “But HOW does she do it?,” Khloe repeated, this time smacking on a drumstick.
