Because the thought of Jessica Simpson ballooning back to county fair blueberry pie weight wasn’t terrifying enough, she tweeted a self-shot photo of herself standing in front of the bathroom mirror wearing a bikini showing off her baby bump with the caption, “Bumpin’ and proud!”

Luckily, she has a new Weight Watchers commercial with Jennifer Hudson. You can put this on repeat for the next 8 months and pretend another 9 pound baby isn’t about to tear through her vagina.

Did you watch that? Is it just me or did Jessica look like she was about to topple over while she was walking.