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Michael Bay dropped Megan Fox from the third installment of Transformers because she compared him to a socially retarded Hitler. He claimed Steven Spielberg made him do it but Spielberg denies he ever said such a thing.

But since Megan Fox needs a job and Michael Bay needs another one of his Ferraris washed for his spank bank, they’re collaborating on the live action reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bay confirmed the news on his website Thursday, “TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!” “Family,” being the Third Reich or whatever.

As for who Fox will be playing, Variety says she’ll be the new April O’Neil. The reporter all the Ninja Turtles have a crush on but who they can never get with because she only dates her own kind. That’s racist!