Gaga’s friend Lady Starlight told The Sun that Gaga considers Kinney “the one” and that they’re going to get married in the summer when his shooting schedule is clear.
Meanwhile, a source tells E! that Lady Starlight is full of it and there’s no veiled meat dress in their future.
It’s a classic case of he said, she said, who cares. The only thing I want to know is that when she does get married, if her wedding dress will be made out of used tampons. It’ll be like that book And the Bride Wore OMG I’m Going to Throw Up.
Whatever the case, Lady Gaga is still recovering from hip surgery and is currently riding around in a gold wheelchair because of course she is.