Ke$ha Had Eyeball Sex With Johnny Depp | The Blemish

Ke$ha Had Eyeball Sex With Johnny Depp

By on April 3, 2013
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Ke$ha didn’t speak to Johnny Depp at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in LA last year but no words were necessary for the moment they shared.

Said Ke$ha, “Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles. We never really talked — we just had eyeball sex.”

They must have spiritually bonded over their jewelry fetish. Their eyes must have met from across the room. Ke$ha instantly turned on by Johnny Depp’s jangling bangles, Depp turned on by Ke$ha’s Indian hair feather erotically waving in the air. It was a mutual admiration acknowledged through eye contact and consummated with an eyeball quickie.

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  • Nate

    In other news, Johnny Depp diagnosed with eyeball chlamydia.

    • http://theblemish.com Victor

      Eye bleach, stat!

  • b

    He looks like he’s going to vomit.

  • Lizlairmore

    Who hasn’t felt Johnny Depp has had eye sex with them. She is just now joining the others who have thought the same thing. Good luck girl you are in for the no ride.