Said Ke$ha, “Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles. We never really talked — we just had eyeball sex.”
They must have spiritually bonded over their jewelry fetish. Their eyes must have met from across the room. Ke$ha instantly turned on by Johnny Depp’s jangling bangles, Depp turned on by Ke$ha’s Indian hair feather erotically waving in the air. It was a mutual admiration acknowledged through eye contact and consummated with an eyeball quickie.