Liam Hemsworth Grabbed a Dildo

While filming Paranoia with Amber Heard, the crew had a little fun with Liam Hemsworth by replacing Heard’s arm with a giant black dildo. Not literally because that would be messed up for Amber Heard.

“I get into the bed and they say ‘action,'” Hemsworth recalled one particularly hilarious (or traumatic, depending on who you ask) day on the set. “And then I turn over and I grab what I thought was her arm, and it was a giant dildo.”

“It was about that big, a black one,” he added, holding his hands nearly 2 feet apart. “And I pulled it out, and everyone was in on it…except me, yeah.”

God, don’t you hate when you’re in bed thinking you’re about to have sex with Amber Heard and engaging in a little fore play when you all of a sudden roll over to find out all you’re doing is lightly stroking a dildo? Why, if I had a nickel…