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In news perfectly timed for Halloween, Tori Spelling confesses that she and Dean McDermott filmed a sex tape on Valentine’s Day in 2009.

“Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good so I allowed him to keep it,” the 40-year-old mother of four writes. “He uploaded it to our computer at home … without password protection.”

A friend of Dean’s found it on his computer, copied it and tried to sell it to anyone who would pay. The problem with that is any company planning on releasing the tape would still need consent from both parties. In essence, the only thing the tape was useful for was if his power was out and he desperately needed some porn to whack off to.

Naturally, Vivid president Steve Hirsch heard about this news and is offering top dollar for the tape.

Hirsch writes, “This is a serious offer for a real tape and it could yield significant returns to help you through your difficult financial situation.” But first, Hirsch wants to see a clip of the tape to verify its authenticity.

TMZ is giving this a real possibility of happening because Tori Spelling admits she and her husband are having money problems. What other options do they have? Being d-list celebrities for as long as they’ve been, they clearly have no marketable skills besides banging on camera. All I’m saying is, have your puke buckets ready.