Speaking at an Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries meeting in Vegas on Thursday, Hillary Clinton managed to dodge a shoe that was hurled in her direction. Well, she didn’t even have to dodge it. The woman that threw the shoe had terrible aim.
At first Hillary thought it was a bat but then realized someone threw something at her. The blonde woman who threw it was escorted out of the room.
“My goodness, I didn’t know that solid waste management was so controversial. Thank goodness she didn’t play softball like I did,” said Hillary.
The woman wasn’t arrested and it’s unclear why she threw the shoe. Maybe, like all of us, she was just really passionate about waste management.
God knows, she’ll never be hit with a cock.
I wouldn’t say she so much dodged it as she just got lucky it didn’t bop her in the fuckin’ melon. Her flinch was way late. That being said…people can be so rude.