Congratulations, Kate Upton, People magazine gave you this fake award you can hang next to your collection of bikini top and bottoms. Now go sell them some more magazines. What’s the market research on winning ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’. Perhaps a collection of editors bringing home a stack of celebrity covers and seeing how fast they can orgasm.
“Oh, Bob, I came in 7 minutes to this Katy Perry cover”. “Screw that! I knocked one out with my wife yelling outside and my kids banging on the bathroom door! And Katy Perry didn’t have no leaked titty nudes like this.”
Bob did extensive market research and now, here’s Kate Upton holding a trophy she’ll have no use for.
Justin Verlander isn't too mad that Kate Upton was named People Magazine's #SexiestWomanAlive http://t.co/yFNIvwuDsG pic.twitter.com/2CqEfdrBSJ
— OnSMASH (@OnSMASH) December 19, 2014
Really??
Not bad for a “big girl.” But this is a stretch.
She is gorgeous… but not # 1 in my opinion…
I see better looking girls at
the mall, who did she blow for this?!?
Hey I saw uptown in person average average average no bone structure in her face and her boobs must have lots of foam rubber underneath them no firmness what a disappointment no Pamela Anderson that’s for sure