This Is What Happens When You Use Plastic Bags Instead of Condoms

And y’all don’t want sex education in schools?

Two virgin college kids decided they wanted to f**k for the first time. The dude, however, felt too embarrassed to buy condoms and decided a plastic bag would work just as good.

In other news, that was a fucking shitty idea and they both ended up in the hospital with genitals that look like Freddy Krueger got at them.

From The Daily Mail:

Vietnam’s Tuoi Tre newspaper reported today that it was the first time the couple had had sex but, embarrassed about purchasing a condom in a shop, the boy suggested he use a plastic bag for protection.

I hope she fucking breaks up with him. And he breaks up with her. If you are too immature to get around to buying condoms, you are too immature to be fucking. The fact that he suggested this worries me, but the fact that she was down with it worries me more, honestly.

‘As the plastic bag was rough and lacked elasticity and lubrication, the young couple ended up scratching their genitals to the point of bleeding,’ said the paper.

Use condoms, kids. Jesus christ.

[Image: Flickr/Simon Engel]