I don’t know about you, but I know I’m dying for more fucked up news from the Trump family. I mean, it’s been over a minute since I’ve heard a horrifying accusation about our possibly future first family.
Well, don’t you worry. We’ve got some Don Jr. news that’s gross as f**k!
Miami DJ Scott Melker went to college with little Don. He felt like posting a story on Facebook to see if a bed wetting story would change people’s minds about Trump since rape charges and mass banishment of all Muslims wasn’t enough to dim his popularity.
From Melker’s Facebook:
“Donald Jr. was a drunk in college. Every memory I have of him is of him stumbling around campus falling over or passing out in public, with his arm in a sling from injuring himself while drinking. He absolutely despised his father, and hated the attention that his last name afforded him. His nickname was “Diaper Don,” because of his tendency to fall asleep drunk in other people’s beds and urinate. I always felt terrible for him.”
Don Jr. has admitted he had an alcohol problem in college and other former students corroborated that he commonly acted like a dick and got into “don’t you know who I am” style fights.
Melker thinks that Trump Sr.’s abuse of the boy probably contributed to Jr.’s unhappiness and alcoholism. The DJ shared that once the Donald came to visit Jr. on campus. “Don Jr. opened the door, wearing a Yankee jersey. Without saying a word, his father slapped him across the face, knocking him to the floor in front of all of his classmates. He simply said ‘put on a suit and meet me outside,’ and closed the door.”
Wow. Who knew it was possible to feel sorry for the greasy haired son of Trump.
Ivana says that Trump was an absentee parent and Trump himself admitted he never changed a diaper. Maybe Jr’s pissing habit was a real passive aggressive for that lack of attention as a baby.
Ivana also said that Trump raped and abused her, so it’s not hard to believe he’d enjoy slapping the s**t out of his kids.
Don Jr. has been sober since 2002 and lately has defended his dad through his many scandals.
Hopefully, only Donald Sr. will be wearing diapers in the future, as he most likely will when he loses the election and loses his s**t.