Most Priviledged White Woman in the World Continues to be Out of Touch with Reality

Gwyneth Paltrow, not known for having a grasp on the lives of average Americans, found a way to seem even more like a rich girl who assumes we all spend $6,850 for a pet pendant.

Page Six posted two stories about Gwyneth’s speech at an AirBnB conference. She mentioned how she never realized she was in a profession where so many people kissed her ass. Who knew people would kiss ass to a super famous woman from a Hollywood family?

Paltrow also complained that she’s not rolling in cash these days. “Now, like, we’re on JetBlue.” My God, Gwyneth, Jet Blue? What a travesty! Why even bother to fly if you can’t get champagne and massages on command in first class? That’s what all us normal people do. Normal, insanely rich people, that is.

Feeling it wasn’t enough to insult all middle class to poor people with her lack of awareness, she wanted to share her thoughts about the election.

“It’s such an exciting time to be an American because we are at this amazing inflection point…”

Well, inflection means a change in pitch when speaking, so I guess she loves the amazing vocal range of this election? That doesn’t make any sense, but at least it’s better than being completely unaware of how Muslims and people of color feel about the situation.

“People are clearly tired of the status quo, and … it’s sort of like someone threw it all in the air and we’re going to see how it all lands. It’s very important for me, personally, now more than ever, to create a community and to remember the humanity of everybody and to create love and … understanding…”

It’s sweet that she finds the horrifying rise of a moronic leader with a White Power cabinet to be a great time to find love and awareness. To be fair, Gwyneth looks like an Aryan Nation poster child, so she’ll probably be okay when we start sending out nukes and imprisoning muslims.

“The most amazing thing for me about this election is I felt … ‘I don’t understand the opposition well enough at all.’ I’m not going to tell you what side I’m on, but my big takeaway was, ‘I really need to open my mind and understand better because I don’t.’”

Okay, this isn’t a terrible point. It’s true that all liberals underestimated the feelings of the working class and we do need reach out and try to find something that appeals to them other than insane racism. Plus, it’s great that Gwyneth admits that she doesn’t understand, cause that’s the truest thing she’s ever said. Maybe Paltrow will realize we don’t all want to buy $6,300 portable yurts and realize she has zero awareness of any persons non rich life.

Or, she’ll just give some money to a charity that tries to bring yoga to the homeless and feel like a hero.