Charlie Sheen v. Rihanna: Again

How 2014.

In case you probably (totally) forgot about Charlie Sheen’s three-year-old Twitter beef with Rihanna because she wouldn’t hang out with him and his (then) fiancee, Charlie Sheen is back to remind you.

He told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that Rihanna was a bitch, apparently still mad about this s**t that happened in 2014. Don’t people usually come out on the other side of a major health crisis with more perspective than a 14-year-old girl?

From Page Six:

“So, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. We heard Rihanna was present as well,” the 51-year-old actor tweeted at the time. “I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancee Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan (Personally I couldn’t pick her up out of a line-up at gunpoint.”

Yeah Charlie, we can tell you really don’t give a s**t about Rihanna at all.

“Well, the word we received back was that there was too many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time. At this time? AT THIS TIME??” he continued. “See ya on the way down … and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you. Clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who’ve gone before you. I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant.”

Charlie Sheen. So above Rihanna that he clearly was not affected by her snub at all. Rihanna responded by calling him an old queen on Twitter and leaving it at that.

Because let’s be real, no one gives less of a f**k than Rihanna.