Charlie Sheen’s HIV Has Been Suppressed Because He’s Rich, Probably

Charlie Sheen has taken part in an experimental clinical drug trial and revealed to Daily Mail Online that an injection he received as part of it has suppressed his HIV.

Don’t let Martin Shkreli find out. He’ll buy it up and hoard it in his Manhattan penthouse where he will roll in vials of the cure like a dragon in the hopes that it will lure in high school girls.

Sheen has been part of a clinical trial for a drug called PRO-140 since the beginning of 2016. He opened up about it on the eve of World Aids Day as people celebrate curing rich white people while care and meds remain totally unavailable to most of the planet.


Check out this sweet text Charlie Sheen got from the head of the program letting him know that HIV could no longer be detected in his blood.

This will be a great break through for those in the right tax bracket, I’m sure. How does Charlie Sheen feel about it?

‘Personally, I think about how I felt on the day and how I feel today. Wow. Talk about a transformation.’


‘One minute you’re on the road to perdition, the next you’re on the road to providence. It’s amazing. ‘

Double yay.

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