Gabrielle Union Reveals Lack Of Ass Eating Hurting Dwyane Wade On The Court

Dwyane Wade is struggling with the Cleveland Cavaliers. He’s averaging five points through three games and hasn’t quite fit in.

This post isn’t about Dwyane Wade’s struggling on the court. It’s about him eating ass. Or maybe not eating enough ass.

Gabrielle Union, actress and wife of Wade, appeared on Sway in the Morning and said that sex should be equal. If a guy cums, a girl should cum. If the girl goes down on a guy, the guy should go down on the girl. If the guy eats the girls butt, the girl should eat the guys butt.

One dude was like, “Guys aren’t really into that,” when Gabrielle shot back, “That’s what they say.”

Wade: What you tryna eat honey?

Gabrielle Union: YOU!

Wade: pic.twitter.com/ACS5gqOEUb

— 🏀 (@ShootingGuards) October 21, 2017

You know, whatever works for them. I guess I shouldn’t knock it until I try it, but I’m not brave enough to try it. DWade is much more of a man than I am. That’s probably why he’s with Gabrielle Union. Take note, gents. If you want to get the girl of your dreams, don’t be afraid to eat some ass and ask if they’ll eat your ass in return.

Just remember, whatever you do, do not go ass to mouth.

In other news, Wade has been asked to be moved to the bench in Cleveland. And you know he did that just so people stopped talking about how he likes his butt eaten. That’s a vet move, DWade. Respect.